You know that's not what I meant.

[Please, in what universe does anyone think of "Shuichi" and "fight" and immediately jump to a physical altercation?

He almost wants to just scold Ouma for continuing to dick around when he's being serious, but what would the point be? This is just what Ouma is like. He doesn't seem capable of communicating in any straightforward manner. If he's spouting such obvious nonsense, then that means it's not true, which would mean...Ouma isn't just looking to pick a fight. Which is...something. Shuichi guesses, but he sure as hell can't tell what the other boy is after, then.

Sigh.]

If you aren't just trying to upset me, then why do you have to be so...

[Ugh, he can't even find the right word for it. "Mean" sounds like he's a grade-schooler compaining about a playground bully. "Cruel" seems too overtly malicious -- maybe Ouma's fucking with him on purpose, maybe he doesn't even realize how his actions affect others, but it all still feels more like Ouma just thinks it's funny to tease people than that he's specifically trying to hurt them. Him. Fuck.

Groaning, he shakes his head, slumping a little against the doorframe.]

I told you I hadn't ever...done anything like that before. You could at least try to be nice about it.

[Instead of, y'know, making his first time feel like a weird one night stand and then teasing him about it the next day. He's sensitive, Aubrey.]